Anna (aries)

"I never liked the food at Burger King when I was a kid, but I loved to get the crown and wear it... and wear it at home." 

Aries like to be in charge like kings and queens of everything.  They enjoy being revered as the best.

Jason (virgo)

me: "But that doesn't make any sense."

Jason: "But those are the rules."

Virgos appreciate rules and often abide by them religiously.  

Jessica (sagittarius)

"My life needs to be more exciting and interesting. Must find an adventure."


Sagittarius people will always seek adventure and act impulsively.  An adrenaline rush or some kind of excitement is the perfect prescription for a bummed out man-beast. 

Hayley (scorpio) ...again

Me: I have a secret to tell you.
Hayley: Yessss!!!

Scorpios are known for being secretive.  They tend to collect secrets because others sense that a Scorpio will never tell.  The inner detective inside every Scorp loves to collect data.

Hayley (Scorpio)

In reference to her cat who just stays outside all the time:

"I wish he loved me and stayed home more.  He'll come in and get some food and then he just leaves again.  I got him to be a pet.  I wish he would be one."

Scorpios are never comfortable not knowing where their loved ones are and what they're doing at all times.

Myranda (gemini)

In reference to the topic of saving one's virginity for marriage:
"You gotta try that right out.  It's just like buying a Subaru."

Geminis are famous for their friendly spirit, open mind, and casual attitude with intimate topics.

Jim (leo) (my dad)

"They've been talking about using fuel-injection in race cars in the future.  I don't know how to work on cars like that and I don't feel like learning it.  If they move over to using fuel-injection, I'll probably quit."

Leo rarely drops out of a race, figurative or literal, except when he's certain he'll lose.  Leo is used to winning or at least placing in the top.