The next set of treats:

Since astrological knowledge swirls around in my head at all times, and since I have a knack for remembering a person's sign, I often relate distinctive things people say to what their sign is.

As I hear these quotes, I'll post them and we'll see if you can make the connection.  Hopefully readers will begin to see the astrological experience that forms in my head each day.

The last sign I noted was capricorn, so I'll respectfully quote one of my capricorn coworkers, D.J.

"I hope I get a whole hour for my break.  I really want to go look at putters."